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My book Is it Bedtime Yet? is finally here!

You can buy it now by clicking on the cover below or clicking this link. The choice is yours!

It’s available now in paperback AND you can pre-order the Kindle version (available Feb. 20).

Below you’ll find the book description. Thank you so much for your support over the past four years!

Toni Hammer's debut mommy memoir, Is it Bedtime Yet? Stories from a Mom Who Never Wanted the Job, is available for pre-order!

I’m a mom who never wanted the job. The crying, tantrums, dirty diapers, flying food, and flying feces for that matter described a profession I wasn’t interested in applying for.

Then I got pregnant. On the pill. How’s that for a sucker punch from the universe?

Suddenly the life I never wanted became the life I’ll live until I kick my kids out the day after high school graduation.

Is it Bedtime Yet? Stories from a Mom Who Never Wanted the Job is a collection of essays written for fellow parents who also feel unqualified to raise children. From vomiting at Disneyland to trying to pee in private to my daughter interrupting sexy time and wanting to join the game of Jump on Daddy, it’s all here in shameless detail.

Written with hilarious transparency, the conversational candor will make you feel like you’re swapping stories with your best gal pal.

Grab some coffee, wine, or a half-empty juice box and dive into this mommy memoir which promises to encourage and entertain you until your kids interrupt and you ask yourself, “Is it bedtime yet?”