Archive of ‘Funny’ category

I wish I'd had the myCharge HUB Max when I found myself stranded at the airport for a gazillion hours trying to get home for my grandmother's funeral.

What I Wish I’d Had When I Was Stranded at SFO

Recently I flew back home for my grandmother’s memorial service. She passed away a few months ago and the plan was to have a bonfire on the beach and then spread her ashes at sunset. A lot of family was to arrive and it was to be a sweet time of laughter and sharing stories […] Read more…

Get the mom-to-be something she really wants and needs like batteries and booze.

No More Baby Blankets: A Real Life Baby Shower Guide

The decorations are Pinterest perfect. The snacks are being scarfed down. Games are being played and, at any given moment, at least four hands are on the mom-to-be’s uterus waiting for the baby inside her to kick. It’s a baby shower! The new mom may be giddy (“Look at all these people who love me!” […] Read more…

It took me way too long to buy these magical garments.

A Love Letter to Shapewear

Dear Shapewear, I never planned on becoming friends with you. For that matter, I never planned on falling in love with you. For so long you were like a popular kid in school, and I didn’t understand what the big deal was. You were just another item of clothing. One more thing to put on […] Read more…

If they could, here are 9 hilarious books toddlers would write. "Can I Pee On That?" would be a bestseller.

9 Books Toddlers Would Write If They Could

Unless they’re a genius, most toddlers can’t read let alone write. I’m a master at getting into the mind of little ones, though, and I’ve compiled a list of nine books toddlers would write if they were able to. Most of these would be international bestsellers their first week. 1. Where Has All The Glitter […] Read more…

Holidays are stressful enough and then you add kids to the mix and it's a whole new ball game. Here's some holiday survival tip to help you be prepared.

Dos and Don’ts For Holiday Survival With Kids

Holidays are hard with kids. Well, any day is hard with kids. But holidays are “special” days where you want your kids to be on their best behavior, mind their manners, and earn their “Mommy loves me best” shirt. Here’s a handy guide of some dos and don’ts to help give you a scream free […] Read more…

Bedtime Routines & Pirate Spray

Ever since my kids were born, I have sucked at putting them on any sort of routine or schedule. I try all the time, and I’ve gotten better, but I’m not perfect. Sometimes we’re doing errands past nap time. Sometimes they go to bed at 7. Other times they go to bed at 9:30. It […] Read more…

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